Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Reason #77 to Despise Hulk Hogan

Since dating someone that looks eerily similar (her ass is in the foreground of this photo) to his daughter wasn't sleazy enough to siphon off some paparazzi from the Heidi Montag/Loren Conrad beat, the Hulkster has now resorted to rubbing sunscreen on Brooke's left butt cheek (followed presumably by her right) to generate shock, outrage, concern, envy, contrarian support, perverse fantasy... any reaction or emotion just so long as it involves people paying even the slightest bit of attention to Hulk Hogan.

Here's hoping that this most generous application of SPF 4 prevents Brooke's skin from taking on the unhealthy orange hue, withered, discarded chewing gum texture, and cancer transmitting properties like that of her predatory father.

Yes, I believe that Hulk Hogan's (cancer ravaged) skin actually causes cancer. And his tears.


Apollo Spas said...

Oh, there's a worse picture in that set than the ass cheek one. Maybe I'll scurry off and post th' shit. Prepare yr stomachs.

Pencil Neck Geek said...

Does this mean I should tell my dad I'm too old for him to rub suntan lotion on my ass anymore?