Monday, April 21, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: Clinton, Obama, McCain...

Via Dave Meltzer:

WWE announced that Sen. Hillary Clinton, Sen. Barack Obama and Sen. John McCain will all appear on tape tonight on Raw. Clinton and Obama are both going to campaign for votes in the Pennsylvania primary.

Aw, fuck me! I need to learn how to keep my big yapper shut.


Malibu Sands said...

I think I avoid watching the Chyna-X-Pac video on a technicality...namely that I stated in the first paragraph that the real Obama and Clinton would appear in a WWE ring, not a vignette filmed on the campaign trail.


Granted, in the next paragraph I say something or another about the candidates appearing "on" RAW or another brand, but precedent as to the meaning of "on" was clearly established in preceding paragraph. Do we really want to get into a pissing match parsing what the meaning of "on" is?

Therefore, as a discomfiture filled compromise for anyone that disagrees with this (admittedly legally dubious) interpretation, I promise to watch and report on a minimum of six episodes of the ECW on Sci Fi, with a watchful eye on all things said and done by Mike Adamle. May God have mercy on my soul.

Do we have a deal?

Pencil Neck Geek said...

Fair enough- Leave it to your crack legal team to get you out of another tight jam...

Anyone want to wager on whether Malibu (or "The Tazz" for that matter) is able to make it through all 6 episodes?