Apparently since using his daughter's best friend as a cum dumpster wasn't classy enough, Hulk Hogan is now dating Brooke. The two were spotted leaving Tony Roma's late last night after sharing a plate of babyback ribs, a side of ranch dressing for meat dipping and dunking purposes, a pitcher of Miller Chill, and some yearning glances in their oversized yet secluded booth.Being courted by your father should be sufficiently scandalous to earn Brooke gossip rag coverage and paparazzi attention for at least a couple of weeks.
Update: As it turns out this spandex clad, sturdy-chinned looker is not Brooke Hogan. Nor is it Linda after completion of an aggressive plastic surgery regimen and ingestion a five year supply of HGH in one sitting. Or for that matter, Nick Hogan in drag. Regardless of who he/she turns out to be, to Hogan's credit, compared to ex-wife Linda and skanky former Brooke BFF Christiane Plante (terrible name, btw), he's dating up...so, uh, at least he's got that going for himself.
Later Update: I have been informed that the sociological classification of this phenomenon is "upward dating mobility."
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Who clued you in re: "upward dating mobility"? I've always suspected that Marty Kingston was a closet fan of the Facebuster...
Actually, I got an IM from Sunil Kukreja. He's a huge mark for all things Facebuster.
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