Friday, April 04, 2008

Reason #5 To Despise Hulk Hogan

He's coated his unfortunate new girlfriend in his greasy secretions. Adding insult to... well, to insult, he appears to be slicking her hair back, forcing her to mimic his own wildly receding hairline. The poor thing. She must have really low self-esteem.

As a side note, is it really a "hairline" if 70% of yr head is bald? Doesn't that make it more of a "baldline"? A "skinline"? A "chromeline"? Anyone?

2 comments:

Malibu Sands said...

That's gotta be a dude.

Malibu Sands said...

...or the sister of the actor who played Corky from TV's "Life Goes On."...

...or the younger sister of the real life inspiration for the film "Mask."

Yeesh.