Saturday, May 10, 2008
Reason # 454 To Despise Hulk Hogan
So, first of all, Nick Hogan is fucked. Officially. Whether or not he is fucked literally, well, only his cellmate knows for sure. I was all set to do a hilarious post filled with just that sort of anal rape-related humor (?) when even hotter news came scorching down the wire (thanks, TMZ, yr a blogsaver).
Not twenty-four hours after his son's (arguably lenient) sentencing, th' Dark Side Dirigible had traded in his black formal shmatte for the voluptuous breasts of a waitress at his local Hooters. Allegedly.
Hogan family parasites Brian "Nasty Boy" Knobbs and Jimmy "Mouth-of-the-South" Hart joined Pere Hogan in several pitchers of cool, refreshing beer and several plates of fiery, delicious Hot Wings. And some salad. And some Bronskys. Allegedly.
Sadly, this time of breast-and-wing-related rejoicing (?) did not result in increased Hogan Family Unity, as both Brooke and Estranged Wife Linda were not present as they were across town witnessing the Chippendales All Live Teabag Review.