Sean "X-Pac Dynamite Kid 6-Pac Syxx-Pac" Waltman is currently dropping it off in the lovely and talented (?) Alicia Webb, aka Ryan Shamrock, the fake sister of UFC mainstay and onetime WWE barnacle Ken Shamrock. We have no word yet on whether she's been punching him in the head like his last girlfriend used to. Still, a bit of an upgrade, no?Career wise, not so much. Pac has been working with the AAA federation and losing tag title matches to phantom jobber Joey "Magnum" Ryan.
Still, things could be a lot worse. He's got a decent-looking fiance, he's sort of working, and he's not getting clocked in the grill by Herman Munster anymore. Plus, he's keeping his girlish figure, unlike some people he knows.
Congratulations, dirtbag. You're living the dream.
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