Friday, August 17, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: Chyna's Back...

...In rehab. As reported by Dave Meltzer: Noted author and owner of the other half of the late Anna Nicole Smith's BFF necklace Chyna/Chyna Doll/Joanie Laurer recently checked herself into a drug and alcohol rehabilitation facility, thereby (a) forgoing her scheduled appearance on Nancy Grace's reckless accusation fest and (b) denying America the opportunity to witness its biggest train wreck since the 1918 Nashville railroad collision.

And in other breaking news, dog bites man.

1 comment:

Apollo Spas said...

Quick, someone get a guitar and a microphone in front of her before she dries out! I gotta hear me some "Holiday"!