Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Reason #243 To Despise Hulk Hogan

He uses his massive pythons to bumrush the emergency response teams that are assessing the condition of his idiot son.

Said idiot had just wrapped his Toyota Supra around a palm tree, BTW. Young Nick limped back to Paw Hulk with only minor injuries. His friend and passenger, John Graziano, remains hospitalized in critical condition.

Bad enough that the fruit of Hulk's leathery loins is still being allowed to menace our nation's highways, but to see th' Dirigible making life tough for the brave men and women of America's Emergency Response Industry? Again?!

Hulk Hogan must be stopped, America. Otherwise, the terrorists win.

1 comment:

Malibu Sands said...

"Idiot son." Truly no more apt description of Nick Hogan has ever been penned.