Break out the Riunite and Macanudo's and call up the podgiest of cabin fatty in yr black book of corpulence! For Randy Mulkey and Bill Mulkey collectively known the world over as THE MULKEY BROTHERS have finally earned their shot to compete for the NWA World Tag Team Titles against champs "Ravishing" Rick Rude and "The Ragin' Bull" Manny Fernandez managed by Boogie Woogie Man thorn-in-side #1 Paul Jones!!! This is a main event match in any arena in the country, but those simpletons at the National Wrestling Alliance are giving the shit away for free on their weekly syndicated NWA Pro Wrestling program!
The brothers Mulkey have shaken off that crushing and resounding defeat at the hands of The Road Warriors. They've applied the lessons learned from that match against the awesome Gladiators. They've realized that working together as a well oiled, matching purple trunked unit is much more productive and lucrative than going at it alone. This is the opportunity they have worked so hard for their entire lives. And they are primed to seize the moment.
I suspect that the team with the better stamina and cardiovascular conditioning will wind up prevailing as this contest is bound to go for 15 or 20 minutes and feature plenty of hard-hitting, back & forth action. So sit back, relax, and enjoy this classic encounter between the proverbial irresistible force and immovable object.
Oh shit balls. My bad. Better put the Riunite back in the wine rack, cigar in the humidor, and cabin fatty at the kitchen table.
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That may be the first time I've seen the replay last longer the match itself.
Rude at the 0:59 mark is classic.
Speaking of replay...
1:06 Raging Bull's flying cross-chop to Mulkey Bros. "A" (or perhaps Mulkey Bros. "B") chin is simply devastating.
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