Wednesday, November 03, 2010

The Great Doc Hendrix Freakout of 1995

Facebuster Nation, this clip from the mid-1990s World Wrestling Federation warrants yr undivided consideration for the following three reasons:

(1) Vince McMahon and Jerry "The King" Lawler at the announcing table adorned in attire one would typically associate with a gay rodeo star.
(2) The kid in a Magic 8 Ball hat that seems to have made a sign endorsing the shtick of one Double JJ via catchphrase reprinting.
(3) Doc Hendrix, also dressed to the nines in steer riding semi-formal wear, doing his best to summarize the latest developments in the whole Double JJ-Roadie fissure after simultaneously snorting approximately 1 kilo of cocaine and dropping 1/2 a sheet of acid.

Pay close attention to Doc Hendrix's overwrought, frantic, and disorganized approach to reporting. For it's what we members of the Arabian Facebuster Sexy Action News Team refer to as muckraking journalism at its finest.


Pencil Neck Geek said...

Strangely reminiscent of many a substance fueled rant in the attic of 12th and Alder, circa 1996.

The Rev. von Fury said...

I don't know if any of you remember, but I was just about that upset about the Double J- Roadie Roadie Road Dog break-up as well...