Thursday, November 11, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: Reason #10 to Despise Hulk Hogan

Arabian Facebuster is not the only veracious and impartial entity paying attention to the Hulkster's comings, goings, and doings. As it turns out, TMZ has also taken a shining to the Hulkster's assorted exposure seeking escapades and is reporting that the our favorite orange hued dirigible has applied for the wedding license needed to marry Daddy's Daughter spitting image, the plastic fantastic and silicon funbags endowed Jennifer McDaniel.

Marriage requires enormous commitment, sacrifice, and compromise. So hopefully Brooke won't suffer feelings of abandonment, estrangement, or dejection now that her father won't have the time to give her scantily covered lady parts their usual ogling or meticulous fondling.

The license is good for 60 days; it is expires on January 11, 2011. There are 51 days left until Arabian Facebuster's demise; we expire on December 31, 2010.

So do yr worst, Hulkster.

Do yr worst.

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