Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Congratluations Linda McMahon...

...on yr resounding repudiation and electoral thrashing at the hands of Richard Blumenthal. In retrospect, it seems yr campaign strategy of rallying the acolytes in the WWE Universe to put you over the top was tactically erroneous, seeing as how: (1) You were running to be the state of Connecticut's Senator, not the WWE Universes'; (2) Yr family sports entertainment conglomerate has driven so many eligible voters away from its product with (a) focus on appealing and marketing to adolescents and teenagers over degenerate Joey Schlong Cuts and Tommy Meth Labs such as the scribes and consumers of Arabian Facebuster ; (b) the directionless, purposeless, stale, homogeneous, and superficially wholesome state of yr matches, characters, and storylines. Hopefully World Wrestling Entertainment will heed and operationalize yr campaign slogan in an expeditious fashion.

We wish you all of the best in your future endeavors.

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