Sunday, February 14, 2010

Hogan Family Death Pool Update

Alright, which one of you Facebuster Sexy Action News Team members is moonlighting as a contributor at snarkerati?!?

Brooke Hogan is back on the prowl, guys! Get your crap together and head on down to Florida to sweep her off of her feet! Come on, you know you want to.

Brooke has confirmed the split to “Life & Style” magazine, saying that it’s 100% over between the two. He was the guy that was in her “Falling” video, which was said to have been dedicated to her.

Her rep said, “Brooke Hogan and Stack$ have split but remain friends. He was a big part of her life for a very long time, and she still cares about him and his family dearly. Brooke would like to thank her fans for their kind words and sensitivity during the breakup.”

Could this be the impetus for accelerating Brooke Hogan's downward spiral (as if the shitty albums, wrinkly and likely cancer wrought skin, rather masculine physique epitomized by her thunderous thighs, and fondling of her lady scrotum by her father weren't suicide inducing enough), thereby bringing about a highly anticipated conclusion to the stalemate that is Arabian Facebuster's Hogan Family Death Pool!?!?

Although I have a vested interest in Nick Hogan's demise, I actually hope that this is the break in the Hogan Family Death Pool we've been waiting for...for the sake of closure and resolution here at Arabian Facebuster, and for the convenience of passing along the Death Pool grand prize, my mesh Schmidt's Beer Hat, to Pencil Neck Geek at this year's 4th annual AFSC&FC instead of having to incur the expense of shipping it to PDX or buying a plane ticket to deliver it directly his door, of course.

1 comment:

The Rev. von Fury said...

I think Brookesie must've been taking five when this snap was shot. That's gotta be Linda, right?! Please just tell me that is Linda....*shudders*