BREAKING NEWS: Future Endeavored AKA TNA Bound

A trifecta of roster cuts at Titan Towers. Gone and I suspect quickly forgotten are this month's Bu$ted centerfold Gregory Shane "Hurricane" Helms, Paul Burchill (is "sister" Katie Lea still with the company or was she previously future endeavored?), and Maria Kanellis - who next to voluptuous spitfire Layla is/was in my erudite opinion the worst female in-ring performer on the roster.

Safe travels to Orlando to you all!