Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Who The Hell Is This?

No, seriously. I have no goddamn idea who this guy is. Apparently he debuted on ECW last night... except it wasn't his real debut? He's filled in for Tazz on commentary? He had some sort of tag team? And now he's getting hyped as Vince McMahon's pick for "the future of ECW"?

Honestly, I've never heard of this guy before. CM Punk? Well before his debut, I heard about him. Shannon Moore? Yeah, we saw him backing up Matt Hardy in Seattle. Elijah Burke? Nope, I got nothing.

Please, Facebuster readers, tell me who the hell this guy is. I think I'm getting the fear.

2 comments:

Pencil Neck Geek said...

I dunno, I guess he used to be a boxer or something. I remember him running around SmackDown with his MMA buddy and receiving a generally lackluster response. Seems like underwhelming the SmackDown crowds is the key to a big push in the ECW these days.

I'd love to discuss further, but I need to get back to watching "Hot Dog... The Movie"- NOW AND FOREVER MORE,THE GREATEST SKI MOVIE EVER MADE. THE FILM THAT MAKES EVEN THE SLIGHTEST THOUGHT OF WATCHING ANY OTHER SKI FILM A COMPLETE AND UTTER WASTE OF TIME. LUV, PENC ILN ECK GE EK

Malibu Sands said...

Spot on analysis Pencil Neck Geek...this guy stunk up the flagship of the new CW for months before his demotion to Tuesday night.

Why not put CM Punk in a feud with the ECW "originals?" Can anybody deny that would be a far hotter feud (the young upstart who actually embodies many qualities of the old ECW vs. the proud yet past their prime veterans)?

Oh that's right, Punk needs to do jobs to Hardcore Holly and give Matt Stryker the fucking rub because he is looked at the Undertaker "funny."

The face of the new ECW: Lashley, Matt Stryker, Terkay, Test, and Hardcore Holly. Optimistically, this show should be cancelled by the summer.