No, seriously. I have no goddamn idea who this guy is. Apparently he debuted on ECW last night... except it wasn't his real debut? He's filled in for Tazz on commentary? He had some sort of tag team? And now he's getting hyped as Vince McMahon's pick for "the future of ECW"?
Honestly, I've never heard of this guy before. CM Punk? Well before his debut, I heard about him. Shannon Moore? Yeah, we saw him backing up Matt Hardy in Seattle. Elijah Burke? Nope, I got nothing.
Please, Facebuster readers, tell me who the hell this guy is. I think I'm getting the fear.