Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Champagne Wishes and Caviar Dreams



We here at Arabian Facebuster are painfully aware that Randy Savage has been completely fucking mad for quite some time. Or if your one of those sissified politically correct types, feel free to replace "completely fucking mad" with "afflicted with undiagnosed mental health issues too lengthy and complex to recapitulate at present." But did you know that about fifteen years ago, the "Macho King" was both incredibly deranged AND incredibly wealthy!? Need proof? I submit for your approval this clip from Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, offering us paycheck-to-paycheck livin', Totino's pepperoni and sausage microwavin,' Iron City drinkin' types a candid glimpse of how the robber baron class spends its carefree days.

2 comments:

Pencil Neck Geek said...

Our generation's Howard Hughes. I can't wait for the Leonardo DiCaprio bio-pic.

Rev. vonFury said...

If the "Macho Kingdom" consists solely of an anonomously verdant hillside, a croquet set, and a flexible dwarf, I for one am ready to give up my American citizenship and join the Madness!! Ohhhh YEAH!!!!