I hope you're ready to stand up and cheer. Take a quick hop through this link and check out exactly how worthy the gentleman on the left is. Worthy of internets acclaim. Worthy of the WWE Championship. Worthy of the PRESIDENCY.
He's more independent than McCain, he's smarter than Bush (in the same way that the sun is brighter than a mine shaft), and he's as white as the driven snow. If it weren't for that darn Nazi thing, he'd be the Red State-er most likely to capture the crucial anarchist-pinko vote.
The less this guy wrestles, the more I like him.