Wednesday, January 10, 2007

The Origin of Macho's Madness Revealed!

Poor Randy Savage. First, Ms. Elizabeth left him for "The Total Package" Lex Luger. Then, he was booked into a lackluster feud with frivolous lawsuit initiator and chronic self-high-fiver Diamond Dallas Page. Soon thereafter, he was replaced as the spokesman for Slim Jim and their inimitable brand of artificially flavored meat-like products by a talking -- albeit eco-friendly -- computer generated wrapper. Finally, he cut the most (unintentionally) dreadful rap album of all time. Its sheer atrociousness makes K-Fed look like the second coming of Ghostface Muthafukin' Killah. Or if rap is not your forte, then replace "K-Fed" with "Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band" and "Ghostface Killah" with "The Beatles" in the previous sentence.

What started this downward spiral for this once beloved and sane superstar? The only plausible explanation: a nasty bump on head thanks to the clumsiness of the sports entertainer currently known as The Big Shew.

: repeated viewing of this clip may cause an uncontrollable fit of laughter and a temporary loss of empathy.

1 comment:

Apollo Spas said...

Look at how tiny th' Shew is in this clip! This confirms what we've always suspected: WWE has the best Craft Service tables in th' business.