Monday, May 24, 2010

Scott Hall: Bu$ted, But Looking Sharp

Hey-Yo: It looks like Gator Stick Poker, 1/2 of the rocket ship tag team combination otherwise known as The American Starship, doer of the Wrestle Rock Rumble, and the less talented and reliable member of the TNA Tag Team Champions The Band spent his weekend collecting a fifth place check in a Bloated Ray Liotta look alike contest and getting royally BU$$$TED for some inappropriate, degenerate, and illegal behavior at the neighborhood tavern.
The Orlando Sentinel is reporting that TNA wrestler Scott Hall was recently arrested on charges of disorderly intoxication and resisting arrest following a disturbance at a bar in Seminole County, FL. Hall is currently one-half of the TNA World Tag Champions along with Kevin Nash.

The incident occurred on May 14 at the Hitching Post Bar in Chuluota near where Hall lives. Police were called to the location around 1:43AM that morning on a disturbance complaint. The deputy that arrived saw the 51-year-old Hall yelling and cursing at the bartender and others. He appeared intoxicated and slurred his speech.

The deputy told Hall he was being arrested but he refused. "Scott refused this directive and instead, thrust out his chest, walking closer to me, stating, 'I ain't going down for this [expletive deleted],' " according to the police report. "This is [expletive deleted]. You know it's [expletive deleted]."

Hall continued to refuse arrest and cursed at the deputy before being handcuffed and was placed in a patrol car.

The bartender informed the deputy that Hall had been drinking heavily and began arguing with others in the bar. At one point, he pushed a patron and began calling the female bartender names. The bartender then lined up a ride home for Hall but he punched out one of the windows of the car and pushed two other females.

Hall was driven to the Seminole jail and was issued a trespass warning. He was also told to never return to that bar. According to the report, he also has several arrests on his record in Orange County, FL, mostly for criminal mischief and alcohol-related arrests.

There is no word yet if TNA Wrestling will discipline Hall over the incident. It's no secret that he has battled problems with alcohol for years which has caused problems for him in both his personal and professional life. He had worked with TNA several years ago but was released in December 2007 after no-showing the Turning Point pay-per-view. He was re-hired by the company on January 4 of this year.
It turns out The Hitching Post has its very own website. What a shithole...I am referring of course to the bar -- it's a freaking converted rambler motel with cactus and window n' door frescoes -- as well as its ramshackle virtual home. I STRONGLY SUGGEST you head over there at once and spend the next 2+ hours of yr life checking out the various pages, from the live web cam (how awesome would it have been to be peeping in at approximately 12:40AM central daylight time this past Saturday night/Sunday morning), to the photo gallery of oh so naughty line dancin', stripper pole ridin' artificially enhanced whiskey tango hot messes, to the culinary ambitious menu, to the page devoted to corn holing.

And presumably not the kind that Scott Hall has experienced in the shower room at the county lock up, hardy har har!

In fact, I was so impressed and inspired, I went ahead and left some "Feed Back" for the establishment, copied and cross posted for yr reflection:
Dear Norma's Hitching Post:

WHERE DO YOU GET OFF? Sending washed up superstar, Kevin Nash BFF, and non-recovering addict Scott Hall into a state of belligerence with yr 2 for 1 domestic beer specials, killer buffalo wings, and cornhole games?!?


By now, you may have guessed I'm speaking ironically and have nothing but the highest praise for your establishment's commitment to provoking and antagonizing Scott Hall into prosecutable misconduct, thereby keeping him locked away from productive and semi non-productive society and off my TV for the foreseeable future.

I also want to commend you for posting all of those pictures of scantily clad and horny drunk chicks on your web site.

Norma's Hitching Post, DO NOT CHANGE A THING.


Malibu Sands
Lead Investigator and Senior Correspondent, Arabian Facebuster Sexy Action News Team

1 comment:

Pencil Neck Geek said...

Is there a live web cam at Tony Jarro's? If so, I will be glued to my computer screen in hopes of some sweet BU$TED action the next time TNA rolls through your neck of the woods.