Reasons #288 & 289 to Despise Hulk Hogan

Not only do we here at Arabian Facebuster despise Hulk Hogan for having his very own portable electric (two words that should never be uttered anywhere in the vicinity of the next word in this sentence...) grill line (along with the marketing and product development departments at QVC and Tristar for making it happen), but so too for the fact that his Ultimate Grill has now been recalled by the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission for spontaneously igniting/flaring up at the mere application of some non-stick cooking spray or oil.

If you own happen to own this grill, at this point it looks like you have three options: (a) toss it in the trash; (b) keep using it as before and run the risk of being set ablaze in the comfort of your home; or (c) continue to use it sans oil/spray and ruin a perfectly good cut of meat by having to scrape it off the rack.

Two persons have in fact reported being burned as the result of usage. It seems to this impartial observer that Hulk Hogan will stop at nothing to inflict pain, suffering, and anguish on his fellow man. Like an animal that has tasted human flesh, he must be swiftly destroyed.

Thanks to TMZ for the tip. A copy of the actual recall alert can be viewed here.

Or if you prefer, please also consider these reasons #288 and 289 as to why we despise Terry Bollea.