Shawn Michaels: Bald Headed Geek

Besides tobacco, I am hard pressed to identify another industry that so consistently lies to and deceives its customer base more than professional wrestling. The most egregious offender? That would be World Wrestling Entertainment, of course. From listing Andre The Giant at 7’5”, to perpetuating the legend of the One Man Gang’s African lineage, to hoodwinking its credulous audience into believing that The Big Bossman was really a disgruntled former prison guard/inmate assaulter at the Cobb County Jail, to its history of denying the endemic and dangerous steroid and painkiller use/abuse by its superstars, to not informing its viewership that The Miz is the foremost collector of gay midget pornography in the world today, the company's litany of atrocities perpetrated against the truth reads long and detailed.

The latest fabrication and cover up, then, should surprise no one. Or should I say, fabrication and comb over?! As it turns out, WWE has been doctoring photos of evangelical superstar “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels on its website, supplanting his balding cranium with a lush and thick head of hair.

I submit the set of photos below for your consideration.

Damning, isn’t it?

Up in Canada, Bret Hart most certainly has an enormous shit eating grin on his face…as he sits in his breakfast nook, alone, blathering belligerently about how Shawn and Vince screwed him over.