Thursday, May 17, 2007

...And Vito Too

More trimming of the proverbial fat over at the towers titan...the WWE has also terminated the contract of one Vito LoGrasso, shown here power shopping in San Francisco's Castro District for a pearl necklace to accentuate his Marilyn Monroe replica gown.

Somewhere along Arthur Avenue, a cross-dressing wise-guy weeps openly, but with his masculinity firmly in tact.

However, there is no need to keep Vito in your thoughts and/or prayers (i.e. "Dear Lord Jebus, please watch over Vito in his future endeavors"), oh benevolent and/or pious Facebusterites, for he has landed on his feet, procuring lucrative and licit employment at one of the world's premier fashion houses. Starting Monday, say hello to the Senior Buyer within the Moo Moo and Wearable Tablecloth Division at Dress Barn Incorporated.

1 comment:

Apollo Spas said...

Here's a giggle: Click on th' "Arthur Avenue" link in this post. Then, try to "Take the Weekly Poll". Then proceed to laugh your grammarian ass off over the botched apostrophe use in the statement, "No Poll's Available."

Too bad there were no POLES available. We're a literate people, and could have helped with the punctuation.