Cheers! To the Rated-R Superster, Edge, for winning Mr. Kennedy's Money-In-The-Bank privileges on Monday night RAW.Jeers! To the aforementioned Kennedy for (supposedly) tearing his triceps off the bone in said match, derailing a promising run as Smackdown!'s number one heel.
Jeers! To Edge for defecting to Smackdown, leaving the hotel-smashing manchild Randy Orton without adult guidance.
Cheers! To Edge for cashing in his MITB privileges by beating an exhausted Undertaker for the Smackdown! Title.
Jeers! To Mark Henry, for appearing on my TV.
Jeers! Again to Mark Henry, for existing.
Cheers! To The WWE for wisely giving the number one heel push to Edge instead of Mark Henry.
However, my number one JEER of the week also goes to the Double-Double E, for ANNOUNCING THE OUTCOME OF A FUCKING CAGE MATCH ON THEIR WEBSITE A FULL THREE DAYS BEFORE ANYONE HAS A CHANCE TO WATCH IT!!!!!
Yes, we all know the Undertaker's hurt, can't keep defending the title, Money-In-The-Bank swerve blahblahblah. Whatever. At least let us pretend that these match outcomes aren't completely predetermined. If you've got a title change coming up and you're not confident that you can keep the match outcome a secret, just DO IT ON A LIVE TAPING. The internets may be fast, but we can't exceed the speed of light (yet).
Anyway, congrats to Edge for getting to live his banner year all over again.
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