Wednesday, May 16, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: Sabu Fired

Sabu has been officially terminated by World Wrestling Entertainment, effective just hours before last night's hour-long Bobby Lashley infomercial, otherwise known as "ECW on Sci Fi."

No word as to whether the WWE thanked Sabu for making innumerable sacrifices to his physical well being against the blimp-like Big Shew -- thereby carrying this talentless Hulk Hogan underling (is that redudant?) to his most entertaining feud in the past five years -- or at least wished him well in his future endeavors.

More tomorrow...on the ensuing riots in the streets of Portland!

1 comment:

Apollo Spas said...

Chaos AD! Blood In The Streets!

I can't say I didn't see this coming, but I'm well pissed regardless. PNG and I were just talking about how sickening it is that tubs like Chris Masters and Khali have these ironclad contracts while countless (and hypothetical) superior indie workers toil in obscurity... and then they go and fire a genuine (insubordinate, pill-gobbling) talent like Sabu... man, fuck wrestling.