Friday, July 23, 2010

Motley Cruz Gets Verbally Bitch Slapped...

...by his adversary and arch nemesis Jumpin' Jeff Farmer who, from what I've been told, doesn't like it when (a) things aren't going his way; and (b) when tables get turned on him the wrong way.



My God, Jumpin' Jeff's stylings, abilities, and creativity on the mic makes Greg Gagne's gift for gab seem like the second coming of Ric Flair. For the announcer/interviewer equivalent of that last statement, replace Jumpin' Jeff with Buddy Lee, Greg Gagne with Larry Nelson, and Ric Flair with Jim Ross.

Think of Jumpin' Jeff as the Rocky Mountain Thunder of promo cutting...

...minus of of course Rocky's trademark gunny sack full of dead hooker appendages.

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