Friday, July 23, 2010

Friday Night Videos (Jobber Dismantlement Edition)

Friday Night Videos, in conjunction with the Arabian Facebuster Sexy Action News Team, via partnership with Tony Jaro's River Garden Incorporated, with the expressed written consent of the Cabin Fatties in Training Society (C-FITS) is proud to present some tag team action of the enhancement talent abuse variety. The abusers -- the rather odd pairing of Stan "The Lariet" Hansen and Sid Vicious. The abused -- common named jobbers Scott Allen (aka Guy with Name on Tights Guy) and Jeff Anderson (aka Guy without Name of Tights Guy). The game plan -- For Hansen, to intimidate, pummel, injure, humiliate, and stretcher out both opponents with an entire pouch of chewing tobacco tucked laxly in his left cheek, thereby sending a threatening message to upcoming opponents Sting and Lex Luger. For Vicious, to have Hansen do all the heavy lifting before tagging in, doing the only move he is capable of executing effectively (the Power Bomb), picking up the pinfall, and once again letting Hansen take the lead in the delightful post-match beat down.

Jim Ross and Paul E. Dangerously handle the commentating duties. Bonus El Gigante menacing hand motion and indecipherable utterance for those that make it through to the clip's conclusion.

A couple of brief follow-up clips for yr consideration, C-FITS approved, are linked below.

First, a tremendous follow up interview with Stan Hansen conducted by a slender and non dirtball attired Paul E. here.

Secondly, a not quite as tremendous but pretty damn entertaining assault by Sid and his Horsemen cohorts Barry Windham and Arn Anderson that features Double A, in O.R. scrubs and a stethoscope draped around his neck, demonstrating his malicious bedside manner on a hapless jobber here.

1 comment:

Pencil Neck Geek said...

Diagnosis: Awesome!

In appreciation of their endorsement, your local C-FITS chapter can expect a shipment of Hostess Ding Dongs, Lil' Chub snack sausages, and Smirnoff Ice (Grape Flavored) to arrive on their cabin doorstep any day now.