DO NOT Mess With This Man...

...otherwise, prepare to be in a WORLD OF HURT, courtesy of the IPW's answer to Hulk Hogan, Kerry Von Erich, Bruno Sanmartino, Dusty Rhodes, Magnum T.A., Jerry Lawler, and The Road Warriors all rolled into one compact, dirty 'stached package...TONY THE SPIDER.

Capiche!?

Update: Dwayne Wayne called. He wants his shades returned at once.