Friday, July 16, 2010
And Now a Word from Jeep Swenson...
Pop quiz time, Arabian Facebuster hot shots.
(a) Sweats an inordinate amount for a guy standing around, talking about engine lubricants.
(b) Hates sludge build-up and deposits more than you.
(c) Genuinely believes that micro-mercenaries are an actual compound in Engine Magic and solely responsible for revitalizing yr car's engine.
(d) Could break that spunky '80s skank in half with his steroid ravaged pecker if he wanted.
(e) Should have his status as The Official Mercenary of Arabian Facebuster revoked at once.
Vote. Comment. Discuss.