Friday, July 16, 2010

And Now a Word from Jeep Swenson...

Pop quiz time, Arabian Facebuster hot shots.

Jeep Swenson:

(a) Sweats an inordinate amount for a guy standing around, talking about engine lubricants.
(b) Hates sludge build-up and deposits more than you.
(c) Genuinely believes that micro-mercenaries are an actual compound in Engine Magic and solely responsible for revitalizing yr car's engine.
(d) Could break that spunky '80s skank in half with his steroid ravaged pecker if he wanted.
(e) Should have his status as The Official Mercenary of Arabian Facebuster revoked at once.

Vote. Comment. Discuss.

1 comment:

The Rev. von Fury said...

Props to the cougar-clawed 80's rhinestone be-dazzled skank on her cow-like gum chewing and her quick thinking with a kleenex to daub up the extra perspiration the Merc has ginned up just standin' & talkin'.