Hogan wheel spinning commences in 10 minutes. Here are the stakes:
1. Indecent Exposure -- Procure a Hulk Hogan item of clothing (tee-shirt, hat, bandanna, etc). Wear it out in public. Twice. Take a picture of you wearing it out in public, twice. Post both pictures.
2. Hulk Hogan Film Festival: Thunder In Paradise (the movies, not the tv show). Pick one of the three to watch and recap.
3. Hulk Hogan Film Festival, Part Deux: Suburban Commando, Three Ninjas, No Holds Barred, Mr. Nanny, Secret Agent Club. Pick two of the five to watch and recap.
4. Father-Daughter Window Downer: Procure Hulk Hogan & the Wrestling Boot Band CD AND any Brooke Hogan full-length album. Play both albums loudly with your car or house window opened wide. Oh, and we need a music review too.
5. What Happened in Vegas Shoulda Stayed There: Wrestle Mania IX, Hogan "wrestles" twice with a whole lotta garbage in between. Watch it all and review it all.
6. Read It 'n Weep: Buy, read, and review Hulk Hogan's other book, "My Life Outside the Ring."
7. Teenie Tiny Hogan Pillow aka Hulk Hogan Slumber Party: For one night, you must sleep exclusively and solely on the tiny Hulk Hogan pillow. Post a picture of discomfort.
8.Hogan Knows Best? Rent/buy, view in its entirety (including all of the bonus materials), and recap any season of Hogan Knows Best (or Brooke Knows Best).