Tonight, on a VERY SPECIAL EDITION of Friday Night Videos, Arabian Facebuster is proud to present Jimmy “The Boogie Woogie Man” Valiant doing what he does best: (1) Not wrestling (thank God); (2) Playing the harmonica; and (3) Sitting over a sewer grate cutting promos of a resigned and forlorn tone against his arch nemesis Paul Jones.
You see the Boogie Woogie Man is down in the dumps and has nothing left to live for. Those rotund masked roustabouts The Assassins snipped off a couple of hairs on his chinny chin chin. So he’s ready to put it all on the line against Paul Jones and The Assasi...wait a second, is that a white Cadillac stretch limo...what the, the chauffeur just hopped out and opened up the door for Boogie Woogie Man…wait, he’s climbing in…whoa, did that prostitute just finish turning a trick in that alley…she’s WALKIN’!...what on earth, she’s getting in the limo with the Boogie Woogie Man…I think he just solicited a prostitute and paid to give her the ol’ Boogie Man Jam…aw, nasty!!!
Down in the dumps my ass. Here at da Facebuster, we call that refined living.
2 comments:
Nothing says high class more than a poster board sign with your name on it taped to the back of your car.
Why would he ever want to put his "hat" on the line?
I hope Paris & Blanket are getting some royalties for that to be sure unauthorized use of daddy's song....
Look out! She's a Daytime Hooker!
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