Rumor has it that tonight's RAW IS WAR will have everybody's favorite 'Jumpin' Jamaican Kofi Kingston vs. everyone's least favorite (roid) 'Ragin' Russian Vladamir Koslov in the final Money in the Bank qualifying match. I don't know about you all, but I simply loves it when WWE plays the race/ethnic sterotype card! It's like the 80's all over again, Mad Russian vs. The Happy Black Man, an instant classic fo' sho'!
Anywhoose, it looks like we might then have our final card for the WHEEL of HOGAN!, err, I mean for WRESTLEMANIA XXVI!!! Assuming we don't have any "hot" diva action shoehorned into the card like Mickey James' tum-a-tum-tumm into her too-tight jeans, this should be what we are in store for:
UNIFIED TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
The Miz(c) & The Big Show(c) vs.
R-Truth & John Morrison
MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH
MVP vs. Evan Bourne vs. Jack Swagger vs. Kane vs. Drew McIntire vs. Matt Hardy vs. Dirk Diggler vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Christian vs. Kofi Kingston/ [EDIT: NOT Vladimir Koslov]
LOSER JOINS THE STRAIGHT EDGE SOCIETY (EVEN IF THEY ALREADY ARE)
CM Punk vs Rey Mysterio
HOTT GUY ON GUY ON GUY ACTION
Randy Orton vs. Ted DiBiase Jr. vs. Cody Rhodes
NOT SO HOTT GUY ON GUY ACTION
Shemus vs. Triple H
WHO SCREWED WHOM?!
Mr. McMahon vs. Bret "The Hitman Hart"
WWE HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BATTLE OF THE BRANDS
The John Cena vs. The Batista(c)
WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
Chris Jericho(c) vs Edge
CAREER VS. STREAK- NO DQ/ COUNT OUT
"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels vs. The "Phenom" The Undertaker
Pick Away! Just remember The Stakes... they is High!!