"Let Us Take A Closer Look.." (also known as Reason 6:13 to Despise Hulk Hogan)

Ahem.

Excuse me, Hulkster...

Listen, "Brother"... I got something to say to you 

that maybe you should hear.

No, no, it's not about 

the fanny pack you are wearing...

(B.T.W.- this picture 

was taken of you as recently on your last night out on the town with that chick that all the pappis were calling ???mistakenly??? by your daughter Brooke's name. But that's a whole 'nother Can-Full... not of "Whup-Ass" Can-type, but the 

wiggly-wriggly worm-type...as in that steroid shrunken 

worm-type that you just can't seem to keep in your itty bitty old-school golden junk-trunks)

Ahem.

Excuse the rev., 'Brother Hulkster, its just that T-shirt you got on. After I stopped thinking to myself "Hummm.. maybees that woman doesn't look EXACTLY the fuck like your daughter, (but just maybe a negative-30- year-pre-op- version-of- your- soon- to- be- X-wife-Linda-like-) I goes and I sees the so to speak so called fine print on your T-Shirt. 

Dude...Brother....I mean I understand the need to express yourself by T-shirt logoing as the next guy, but COME ON!!! (all-caps for emphasis) 

Perhaps "Leather Dude", or "Never Let Them Make You Put The Other Guy Over", or even "Pinch Patrol" would better express the nature of the One True Hulkster we all know and love....

But "Christian Soldier"??? 

While on a date...

After already having banged repeatedly your Daughter's much-older "Best Friend"... 

And the much younger woman you are out on a date with looks EXACTLY THE FUCK LIKE YOUR DAUGHTER.

 

"Christian Soldier" eh?

Way to Go Hulkster. Way to Go.

the rev.