Friday, August 06, 2010
Keith Watkins Has A Tiny, Tiny Fuse...
...and microscopic sized penis to boot, if his "I'm a small guy" assertion is accurate.
Facebusterians, I am proud to announce that August is "IPW Appreciation Month" here at Arabian Facebuster. Every Friday, we will be featuring the mega-stars of IPW doing what they do best... talkin', walkin' and grapplin'...and only as they can do it.
You want cut throat promos in the vein of Double A Arn Anderson? Well, you can start by playing the clip above.
See, promises do come true.
What's that...you say you like work rate in yr rasslin action?!? Well, I suggest you check in with us every Friday and satiate that craving. For IPW, to quote the fast talking, mush mouthed hillbilly "Dynamite" Keith Watkins, "is where the action is."
Or you could just feast yr peepers on the fast paced, high impact, five star matchup embedded just below featuring Watkins, who God gifted with Motley Cruz's hair and Jumpin' Jeff Farmer's physique (alternatively, one could describe Watkins as the hypothetical offspring from a torrid tryst involving Wild Bill Irwin and Flo from the TV show "Alice") going up against the fundamentally sound and tenacious Robert Sebren, who delivers quite the devastating clothesline to the stomach for someone who procured his ring attire at Bill Mulkey's yard sale.
Watkins versus Sebren. The irresistible force going up against the immovable object. A main event in any arena (or in this case, what appears to be the exact same helicopter hangar where World Organization Wrestling filmed their TV, only with poorer lighting and sparser attendance) in the country...
...And yr seeing it right here! In the IPW!!!