Baron Von Raschke: Demented Old Man

I urge you to watch this brief clip above of Baron Von Raschke threatening revenge and bodily harm on The Sheik's depleted, blubbering, and absolutely hilarious "army" of Soldat Ustinov and Teijo Khan. And just to make sure yr critical listening, comprehension, retention, and analytic skills are up to snuff, go ahead and respond to the question below.

Which of the following statements is untrue:
(a) Baron Von Raschke's loathes spendthrifts.
(b) The Baron's mustache makes him look like a child molester, or at least an avid collector and ravenous consumer of kiddie porn.
(c) Minnesota Twin great Kent Hrbek has never heard of Baron Von Raschke and would appreciate it if he stopped inferring that he did.
(d) Baron Von Raschke does not acutally have any tag team partners lined up.
(e) I would rather listen to the sound of nails scraping a blackboard for hours at a time than having to endure another 5 seconds of The Baron "sing" excerpts from "Take Me Out to the Ball Game."
(f) The AWA is the major league of professional wrestling.