Well, this pathetic collector wants a piece of the action! What do you say fellows, shall we chip in on this stunning ensemble? While we might not be able to afford it individually, this vision of tasselled glory is well within our collective grasp. Malibu Sands can have custody this spring in order to welcome the throngs of eager attendees to the 2 and 1/2 Annual Arabian Facebuster Staff Conference and Fan Conclave in lovely St. Paul, MN. This summer, the elite of Sun Valley will be abuzz as the Reverend Von Fury gallivants about town in Savage's stunning attire. As for the fall and winter, Apollo Spas and I will have to share custody in Portland: I'll take Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and alternating Sundays. Inquiries from any other prospective shareholders are welcomed.
Look, I understand that times are tight. I don't expect anyone to make any unreasonable sacrifices (i.e. beer) to make this dream a reality. Taking a cue from the Savage's Macho Enterprises, we can profit from our own ever-burgeoning Internet celebrity with a little sidewalk sale of our own. I'll go first:
This historic pair of khaki Dockers features a worn back pocket, authentic pastor burrito grease spots, and is autographed by yours truly.
The bidding begins at $25 dollars, but I am willing to accept Hamm's tall boys in trade. Dig it!!!