Oh my! In addition to X-Pac vs. Jerry Lynn meeting for the first time in probably fifteen or so years in the Twin Cities metropolitan area, Cody O'Neil wrestles his final match ever (yeah, I bet) against longtime rival Arik Cannon, Double U See U Double U quasi diva and current whimsical goth TNA Knockout Daffney flaunts her surgically enhanced floppers, and plunder waylaying sensation Danny Havoc shows up to hit some guys with a cookie sheet, trash can lid, and unloaded staple gun and collect 3% of the gate.
Folks, we're talking gross, not net!
Gentlemen and random cabin fatty Facebuster groupies, might this not warrant a reconvening of our 2nd and 1/2 annual Facebuster Conference/Conclave!? On second thought, probably not, seeing as that the 3rd annual, Portland based gathering of the superstars of Arabian Facebuster is right around the corner...