Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Now This is How U Declare War

Where was this clip of Jimmy Valiant doing his best Colonel Kurtz impression when Arabian Facebuster was immersed in its long, hard slog against World Wrestling Entrainment and Total Nonstop Action for perpetrating sportz entertainment atrocities against the fans of professional rasslin'?

Gentlemen, not unlike our country's initial blitzkrieg then quagmire in Iraq, we might need to once again declare some war against WWE; with the justification this time being its incessant pushing of lugs "The Animal" Batista and The Big Shew in the main event and semi-main event pictures...so long as we wait until after the 2nd and 1/2 annual Arabian Facebuster Staff Conference and Fan Conclave to launch our opening salvo.

Waging war's a bitch when yr in a state of perpetual drunkenness.

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