Monday, April 27, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Reid Flair is Fucked, Allegedly

It's been a busy day here in the Arabian Facebuster Sexy Action Newsroom, first the unexpected resurrection of Hulk Hogan's Pastamania -- well the awning anyway and to a lesser extent the spirit of mediocrity and gouging the consumer on which it was founded -- followed by its equally sudden demise (yet again), and now this:
WSOC-TV in Charlotte reported Reid Fliehr (Flair) was arrested yesterday on felony charges of heroin possession after Charlotte-Mecklenburg police claimed they found heroin in his car when he was pulled over. The 21-year-old Fliehur was also charged with driving while impaired and driving with a revoked license.
Based upon his brief, glaringly green run in the dying days of the Double U See Double U, who'd have thunk that David Flair would turn out to be the most mature, responsible, successful, and stable of the Flair litter?

1 comment:

Apollo Spas said...

Once again, the Flair family trumps the Hogan family with their customary style and panache. Any jackass can drive drunk and put his BFF in a coma. It takes a FLAIR to tool around with a pile of smack in the spare tire compartment!