Saturday, April 25, 2009

At Least I Haven't Messed Around With My 'Nads

The above clip sent Th' Geek and me into paroxysms of hysterical laughter when it popped up during last night's wrestle-viewing. Short and undeniably sweet, it features living(?) legend (??) Larry Zybysko hyping the latest "Bulk-Up While-U-Wait" supplement to hit the market: MORPHOPLEX! It will keep you from joining all of Larry's old pals in th' boneyard, and it appears that Morphoplex can also magically transport you to a windswept beach as well! All while giving you the sort of Freakishly Huge physique that will Get You Over with the brass at the ol' double-double-E (I think Dave Batista knows what I'm talking about, here)!

So take it straight from Larry himself: "You don't need steroids... anymore." Whew, that's a relief. I can finally tell Randy Orton to quit jabbing me in the ass.

With the STEROID NEEDLE! Christ, you people have filthy minds.

P.S. The bit where the caption reads, "Steroids Kill"? By the look of things, steroids mainly kill grass in ill-maintained municipal cemeteries.


Pencil Neck Geek said...

So what am I supposed to do with all these leftover steroids?

Malibu Sands said...

Is Larry Z actually in a cemetery, or is that just some random back yard with a marker erected to memorialize the family pet? Fluffy, you could have been a champion show dog and a hall of famer, but now you're dead, but you wouldn't be, had we fed you Morphoplex Massive instead of those harmful steroids and those cans of expired Alpo.