Friday, April 17, 2009

BREAKING: Hulk Hogan INNOCENT of Being OJ Simpson!

Hogan Reveals Plans NOT Targeting Earth's Populace:

"If I haven't attacked the Whole World, you know, by now, I don't think I will"

Or will he?


Malibu Sands said...

Thank you rev von fury for taking on this Hulk Hogan related news item. I've been too swamped at my job. Being Inspector #12 at the local pool cue factory is grueling, thankless work.

Pencil Neck Geek said...

Phew, I thought this highly despicable story might slip under the radar! I was also quite pleased to see the chirpy, robotic goppip-mongoring of Mary Hart make a debut on this here blog.

Sounds like the Hulkster doth protest too much... He really is going to destroy the world, isn't he?