Friday, April 06, 2007

U Say AmeriCAN'T, I Say AmeriCAN

After repeated viewings of this slickly produced piece of crap propaganda, I am still unsure as to whether its meta narrative is that Hulk Hogan's contributions to the republic and influence on the polity are commensurate with Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, Kennedy, and MLK, or that whenever the ol' US and A is confronted with hostility, be it from loathsome flag burners, treasonous anti-war agitators, or diabolical foreign madmen (like Nikolai Volkoff or that no good Lybian son-of-a-bitch Kadafi), America always hulks up and drops a great big melanoma ridden leg on its enemies.

Or am I missing the premise entirely? Take a gander and decide for yourself.


Pencil Neck Geek said...

Wow! There's a lot to digest here, from the 9/11 foreshadowing clips towards the beginning (dig that plane flying into the barn) to the tiny (made in China) American flag waving blind patriotism at the conclusion.

After viewing Mr. Bollea clutching his his stars and stripes Stratocaster knock-off in front of the Washington Monument and the aircraft missile launching that follows, I conclude that this clip is ultimately a tribute to the contributions of homosexuals in the US military.

Apollo Spas said...

Speaking of 9/11... I've been doing some research. Secret research. dangerous research. Research that may just blow this so called "Real American" all the way back to AFGHANISTAN! Where he BELONGS! More to come.