Dusty Rhodes: Needs Hooker Lovin' Too

Facebuster Nation, as we found out together a couple weeks back, "The Boogie Woogie Man" Jimmy Valiant has an insatiable appetite for hookers, revenge against Paul Jones and his masked Assassins tag team combination for giving him a much needed whiskers trim, and interpreting and labeling any and all cognitive schema and phenomena as tantamount to a "Boogie Man Jam."

Before clicking play on the clip above, I implore you to prepare yrself, Facebuster Nation, for even more shocking and titillating revelations, such as (a) that Dusty Rhodes of all people was the one who rescued The Boogie Man from that gutter where he played his harmonica so woefully out of tune and so very very hung over; (b) that "replace" is synonym for "repay;" (c) that The Boogie Woogie Man is a polygamist to such a degree that he makes the FLDS's brow furor with ignominy and outrage at his perversions; (d) not unlike The Boogie Woogie Man in the early part of 1984, Dusty Rhodes is down on his luck something fierce (presumably due to being gang attacked and nearly crippled on multiple occasions throughout the Mid Atlantic territory by Tully Blanchard, Ric Flair, and the matching boots tandem of The Minnesota Wrecking Crew Ole & Arn Anderson); (e) street ladies lift The American Dream's spirits...amongst other things; and (f) Dusty Rhodes has nicknamed his penis "Baby Doll."