Tuesday, April 13, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: Fat Matt's Purple Splat

The non Shane Douglas and Johnny Ace in Body Glove neon yellow Lycra and aqua socks version of the Dynamic Dudes are reporting that
Matt Hardy suffered a biceps injury at today's Smackdown house show in Nottingham. Hardy posted a photo of a badly bruised right biceps and wrote for people to keep their fingers crossed and hope that the biceps muscle isn't torn.
*Crosses fingers* Here's hoping it is torn.

Late Update: --Matt Hardy's right biceps was checked out and it was just a bad bruise. He had feared a muscle tear. It looked nasty, but he is in good enough shape to continue working the European tour.


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