Friday, April 23, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: Buh-Bye Bejamin, Piggy...

With the pointless exercise otherwise known as the WWE Draft looming, it is once again time for the Towers Titan to cut bait with a number of low-to-moderate profile superstars. Of note are "The Natural" Shelton Benjamin and Mickie "Piggie" James. As for the others -- Jimmy Wang Yang, Katie Lea Burchell, something called Slam Master J (was he the white guy who looked like Jamie Noble, talked like a black guy, and hung around those lovable thug caricatures Cryme Tyme?), and Funaki -- well, not so much.

You know the rest of the drill...wished well...future endeavors...yadda yadda.

1 comment:

The Rev. von Fury said...

I think "Der Package" might be the more appropos moniker for our dear Senor Benjamin.