Tuesday, April 20, 2010

4.20 Arrives Early for RVD

TNA! has got a brand f'n new World Heavyweight Champion. A flippity floppity floo, tumblin' and somersaultin', feeble punch delivering, stalling via self-pointing, spot-STALL-blown spot-REST-spot (lather, rinse, repeat) choreographing, obnoxiously flexible, pro wrestling psychology deficient, injury prone, rather unreliable (due his love of the sweet sweet kang and prescription pills), past his prime World Heavyweight Champion.

Now that's what I call Total Nonstop Action.

1 comment:

Pencil Neck Geek said...

In case anyone needs some insight as to what this "4/20" thing is all about, allow Lance Storm to explain: http://www.stormwrestling.com/042010.html