Wednesday, January 20, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: Whither Six Sides

With new sheriff's Hulk "Shriveled Balls" Hogan and Eric "Melanin Deficient" Bischoff in town to guide Total Nonstop Action Wrestling to new heights...of predictable unpredictability, of wacky and utterly confusing stipulations, of recycling washed up and broken down World Championship Wrestling/World Wrestling Federtainment superstars, and of all around is only fitting that superfluousness would come under siege.

That's right, no more six sided ring.

And based on this edict to purge the excessive and unnecessary elements within TNA!, I suspect in the next few weeks we will witness the sacking of Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, X-Pac, Val Venis, Orlando Jordan, Mr. Anderson (the vastly overrated and inexplicably overrpushed entity formerly known as Misstttaaa Kenneeedddddy. Kennneeeeddddy), The Nasty Boys, Bubba The Love Sponge, Tazz(z?), The Legends Title, Brooke and Nick being allowed at ringside let alone to saunter (in his case) and waddle (in hers) into the Universal Studios theme park in Orlando, and of course their disreputable father Hulk Hogan and his sniveling flunky Eric Bischoff.

Ric Flair managing a heel World Heavyweight Champion A.J. Styles earns a pass from me. For now.

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