Bret Hart!? The diabolical Mr. McMahon?!? Hall, Nash, and X-Pac!?! Ric Flair?!? Jeff Hardy?!? Val Venis!?! Russo?!? Sigh, Hulk Hogan!?!
Oh wait, that's just a smattering of who's rumored to be appearing on tonight's WWE vs. TNA! Monday Night Wars redux...the bulk of whom via the latter promotion.
May God strike down The Impact Zone at Universal Studios, Orlando FL and all of those on or near its premises who are not named AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, Chris Sabin, Alex Shelley, Desmond Wolfe, or Samoa Joe before the top of the hour.