Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Ric Flair Sells His Soul *Gulp* to Hulkamania

Arabian Facebuster does not approve of this...no, not one bit:
Ric Flair has signed a three-year deal with Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff's new Hulkamania program, and will be Hogan's main opponent for the first Australian tour at the end of November. Yes, as a wrestler.
No word on whether (a) Flair will do the job via the leg drop or -- considering that the Hulkster at this point is more broken down than that Ford Taurus SHO languishing in Pencil Neck Geek neighbor's driveway -- Hogan's patently inept back rake/scratch; or (b) local icons Outback Jack or Nathan Jones will be joining these two washed up, droopy breasted, dawdling, geriatric glory hogs on their tour of the Commonwealth's finest equine and livestock event centres and cricket grounds.

2 comments:

Pencil Neck Geek said...

Where's the paper bag that holds the liquor?
Just in case I feel the need to puke.

D.C. Berman

Malibu $and$ said...

Touche!