Friday, September 11, 2009

Jeff Hardy: Bu$ted!!!

Not a good month if yr a law breaking current or former sportz entertainer. First, TNA!'s Christopher Daniels gets BU$TED for DWI after a night of excessive drinkin' and Twitterin' with the colossal embarrassment and unmitigated failure that is WWE's The Hurricane. Then dying days of WCW and IIRC botched invasion angle contributor Sean O'Haire (who?) is BU$$TED for some battering and trespassing. The latest to succumb to perverse tendencies and criminal misconduct -- why that would be Jeff Hardy -- who earlier today was BU$$$TED for, amongst other things, possession of a controlled substance.

Who could have seen this coming?

Former PWF (ICW to our hoser neighbors to the North) curtain jerker Chico Alvarez provides a summary of the multiple felony and misdemeanor charges and some sensational details surrounding the raid and seizure. I have decided to green the cited/quoted text in honor of Jeff Hardy's neon colored, sleeve length spandex gloves...
The Moore County Sheriff’s Office confirmed with us moments ago that Jeff Nero Hardy was arrested today on charges of trafficking in controlled prescription pills and possession of anabolic steroids.

During a search officers located and seized approximately 262 Vicodin prescription pills, 180 Soma prescription pills, 555 milliliters of anabolic steroids, a residual amount of powder cocaine, and items of drug paraphernalia.

Hardy has been charged with felony trafficking in opium, two counts of felony possession with intent to sell or deliver a Schedule III controlled substance, felony maintaining a dwelling to keep controlled substance, felony possession of cocaine, and misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia.

At the time of the press release he was being held on $125,000 bond in the Moore County Detention Center.

Hardy, a multi-time WWE/World champion, left WWE at the end of August to heal up injuries and pursue a reality TV project and work with his band.

Let Arabian Facebuster be first to go out on a limb and state without qualification and in no uncertain terms that Jeff Hardy aka Jest Harvey is completely, allegedly.

While our Sexy Action News Team continues to diligently work its land line phone and 28.8k dial up connection trying to get confirmation as to who paid Jeff's bond, we certainly have our suspicions.


The Rev. von Fury said...

This epidemic rash of BU$TING$ in our beloved wacky world of wrasslin' are no doubt due to to the drug and booze infested ongoings of this recently most recently concluded AFBFCC&EC....

Well done Boys, Well Done.

Pencil Neck Geek said...

$uch a $ad $tart to Jeffrey'$ $abbical. $ending my $incere $upport to Mr. Hardy on the road to wellne$$.