Friday, September 25, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Goin' to Rasslin'!!!

Yrs truly Malibu Sands and the infamous Vixi Vixcosinator will be heading down to First Avenue tomorrow night to drink, heckle, drink, heckle, puke, and rally to drink some more. For we're goin' to rasslin!

Matches advertised include:
* Tag Team Warfare! *
The Osirian Portal -vs- Midwest Ground & Air

* Grudge Match! *
"Playboy" Pete Huge w/ Allison -vs- Horace The Psychopath

Arya Daivari -vs- Big Brody Hoofer

* Special Fan Appreciation Match! *
Arik Cannon -vs- Frightmare -vs- Ryan Cruz -vs- Lince Dorado

* 6% Body Fat Challenge! *
6% Body Fat Rob James -vs- Corporal Julio Julio

"The Law" Mark Barker -vs- "King Of Throwdown" Venom
Looking at this lineup, I am anticipating that this WILL NOT be the best $10 I've ever spent. Thank God for Red Stripe bombers!

Full report sometime next week...

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